Three Minutes Of Ecstasy

Intro: You've been counting all the days off Of your calendar for weeks now You can't wait for Saturday cause That's the night that it all goes down From 7:45 to 7:48 PM in particular Cause that is when I'll give you what you need Three minutes of ecstasy several nights a month You just tell me baby if that is too much When my stuff is in your stuff Our souls become entwined For 180 seconds (cutoff) My sex has blown your mind (Oh my god you're so welcome.) Go ahead and call all your girlfriends And give them the details of how it went down I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them About how I took your ass to Wangtown I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least... Three minutes of ecstasy Any more and this house would burn That's why I don't last longer Your safety is my main concern If you haven't finished Well baby that's just fine You know that I'm here for you Oh shit, look at the time (I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu....) 1 one thousand, 2 one thousand 3 one thousand, 4 one thousand 5 one thousand, 6 one thousand 7 one thousand, 8 one thousand 9 one thousand, 10 one thousand 11 one thousand, 12 one thousand 13 one thousand, 14 one thousand 15 one thousand, 16 one thousand Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is. Let's (few strums then hold) skip to the end... 179 one thousand, 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!! GAH! Three minutes of ecstasy Several nights a month But not more than four times a month Than would be ridiculous Im sure Ive left you happy But in case thats not enough Heres a copy of my headshot And a drawing of my nuts A drawing of my nuts A drawing of my nuts A drawing of my nuts